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I am quite glad I trashed the original paper copy of this long ago

All superhero movie villains called "Dr." take the hypocritical oath

This one is my "Cow Tools"

These opinions are less static than the blithering force itself

Ignore the No.5, this is a comic I lost for 6 months, then finished. It's officially 4 and a half

See, this comic does occasionally use color

"Shows those phyletists Kuzma's mother" is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written

Also, I live in friggin Utah

This has no true sequels, but many spiritual successors

Darth Vader would absolutely trash Thanos

The Form of the Comedic is strong with this one...

As we all know, Julius Caesar was such an amazing detective they called him Case-er

Rome has been dead for 800 years, can't we just move on...

Merry Christmas!

Other zingers include "de ceremoniis english pdf" and "kaiserreich new england monroe doctrine"

Someone give me a gin joke, please

Also, Zeno was a baby at the time

We don't talk about the grammar nazbols

Nothing personal

"What did you just do?!" "I removed the Directory!"

"The Romans had unusually well enforced borders for their times, as they did not want to become the roamin' empire"

"The Council of Trent marked the beginning of the counter-reformation, the Catholics' movement of "begone, prot"

Seriously, everyone needs to read "The Awful German Language" as soon as possible. It is so freaking funny

I used to think the driver of the Magic School Bus was "Mizz Frizzle", which is actually a way better name than "Missus Frizzle"

I'm glad even one person other than me thinks any of these are funny

I actually love Colleen Hoover. Bazinga.

Happy Holidays!

"This deal's getting worse all the time!" - Alexander I, on the Continental System, probably

Go -> Chance. That bounces, and now we're both getting taxed!

Of course, I'm a liberal, moderate and conservative Grammar Nazi

I personally can't wait to buy my MTBEUA hat

Speaking of which, the Roman Empire didn't have a flag in the modern sense, stop forcing it into that mold.

Straight lines can be hard to draw at an angle

I did not make the flamethrower thing up, look it up

I am probably only compounding the issue by writing the date dd/mm/yyyy

At this point "Anti-Byzantism" or whatever you want to call it is supplanting random language trivia as the main theme of this comic

These are not leading questions, I genuinely didn't know about or understand a lot of the opposing points or terms when I started thinking about these topics

Hello there

Sometimes the true story of fiction is weirder than fiction.

 Heraclius, more like Heraclia**